WalMart sales associate meeting going on in the aisle you need to go down.
*Somebody actually attempting to use the restroom. :eek:
*Elderly ladies/men sitting on the little benches around the pharmacy no matter what time of day or night.
*Somebody waiting for somebody to load up their packages and leave a parking space even though there’s a perfectly good parking space right next to the person they’re waiting on. (or is that a south GA Wallyworld phenomena?)
*People walking around munching on a cup of those popcorn chicken things.
*Somebody trying on clip on ties even though he’s wearing a shirt without a collar. (Sadly, I’ve seen this more than a few times)
*At least one kid throwing up.
Preteens putting <$10 jewelry/clothes on layaway.
Preteens trying out non-sample cosmetics.
Teen “bad boyz” making the most obvious shoplifting attempt ever.
Perishable food items left on ordinary shelves. Bonus if you see employees putting them back in the fridge.
Three or more RVs in the parking lot. Bonus if someone has a grill setup next to one.
Guy on cell phone calling home to ask “should I get the Charmin or the Scotts? The Scotts is three cents cheaper but the Charmin has a cute character.” This conversation can take upwards of five minutes.
Kids climbing on the display shelves to try out the display chairs/futons.
“Differently hygenic” people trying to return underwear.
Obese person trying to stuff his arm into the blood pressure machine.
Domestic dispute near the checkout. Bonus points if two or more languages spoken during same.
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Morbidly obese woman wearing a tube top. Bonus points if the back fat welling over the top is larger than her breasts.
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Someone on oxygen firing up a Lucky.
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His 'n Hers leather Harley jackets, leather Harley pants, leather Harley boots, leather Harley hats. Bonus points if they arrive in an '84 Escort.
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Actual engine rebuilding (new crank, pistons, etc.) in the parking lot.
All the above were actually observed, with witnesses, at the Mogantown Wally World.
People who look like Comic Book Guy (fat, bearded, balding, ponytails, smelly, sweat-stained ratty T-shirts, etc.) furiously poring through the action figures or Hot Wheels cars, in search of the latest “chase” figures or cars to scalp on eBay or at the flea market.
Bonus point if they are waiting outside when the store opens and run (as best they can, huffing and puffing) straight to the toy section.
Two bonus points if they push anyone out of their way.
Three bonus points if you somehow beat them to a hot item, and they either give you a mean look or make a comment.