Garden Gnomes.
You’ll want a Mr Hankey.
Manger Babies.
Nah, go with a long and honorable cultural tradition, instead.
Work in an olive as in Olive, the other reindeer.
Dear G-d, yes. How could I have missed it?
I have failed the 'Dope, and again am the Poster Child of Ignorance.
From the OP, with bolding added:
Do Ralphie, Misfit Toys, the Misers, Hannukah Harry, garden gnomes and Olive really fit the criteria?
Probably not, but how often do I get the chance to dis Jesus?
Channukah: The Jewish Christmas, where we honor the only Jewish son who lived up t his Mother’s expectations.