I need help! While I’ve got a ghastly graveyard facade made, I cannot for the death of me dig up any good names for a cemetery.
Best name wins the right to be painted in on the sign, and my everlasting gratitude.
It’s a small yard, perhaps 20x40 with seven stones and a single erupted coffin, complete with zombie.
Pun-ish names like “restless acres” are encouraged!
**Frankenstein Cemetary
Eternal Wrest
Zombie National Park
Resurrectionist Acres
Eternal Slumber Yard
Vlad Tepes Memorial Park
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Frankenstein cemetary is good, but a bit heavy handed. We DO have a second set of a mad science lab in the garage so if it could tie in that would be awesome. Our “creation” is a zombie werewolf named “Herbert”. You can view him HERE . Nashiitashii is a fan of Vlad Tepes Memorial Park, as well as Eternal Wrest.
Keep them coming! I’m doing scenic painting on the walls today so my check ins on this thread might be a bit slow.
Here are a few:
– Un-Fair Grounds
– Harry Potter’s Field
– Brain Forest
– Mount Unpleasant Cemetery (there is actually a “Mount Pleasant Cemetery” in Toronto)
Slumber Underground.
Shoe Hill (like Boot Hill… get it? yukyukyuk).
Silent Acres Farm
Bakers of the UnDead Cemetery
Acme Soap Factory [gross]
Mortal Coil Bed & Casket - foods great!
This is great. I love gross!
Eternally Restless
Resurrection Cemetery and you can have Resurrection Mary’s tombstone with a jacket on it. - famous
Bone Yard
Eternal Rest Gated Community
Waverly Hills Sanitarium - famous
Paupers Graveyard
Bray Road Cemetery - Not real but the Bray Road Beast is famous. - werewolf like creature
Baracco Boneyard
So far, you win. Halloweeny, timely, and cursorily related to body parts.
Okay dopers, that’s the standard to beat.
Samhain Street
Cadaver Corner
Deadybones Drive
Body Shop
Worm Wonderland
The Future
Howard’s End
Buffet de Worms
Just call it the Deathly Hallows! Points for literary relevance, pop culture, timeliness and cool.
Can you make it a Pet Sematary? Please, please, please?
Satan’s Acres
The Dark Beyond
The Sweet By and By
I like Worm Wonderland as well.
Recap:
In the running so far:
Aww. Lil Cerberus!
Pieceful Acres
I’m just jealous you’re already getting things started. My hubby would have a stroke if I started putting Halloween stuff out yet, but I’m watching the calendar.
All I have in my head is our real-life monument business from down home – “Worms Family Monuments and Tombs”. No kidding.
