What would you like on your tombstone?

I would like to know what everyone would request to be on their headstones when we pass on. You may still answer this even if you’re convinced that you will never die. Please have a decent sense of humor about this, as I’m sure some, as mine below is, will become offensive.

I think I’ll have on mine

“I’m still fuckable,
but this time, YOU have to do all the work”

Hehe

Cheese and pepperoni?

There’s a stone in our village graveyard that says “Here lies all that could die of [person’s name]”, which I think is nice, although I have no idea if it very common.

I also like Paul Eddington’s wish for “He did very little harm”.

“I told you I was sick.”

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I knew the pizza reference was coming, but I didn’t expect that soon! Sheesh!

Anyways, for first topping reference you win 12 cubic cm of breathable air! Congrats!

Who was it that wanted on their headstone, “I told you I was sick”?

[D&D Reference]It’s only a character[/D&D Reference]

Born 1950 - Died ________

“You’re next” in 144 point Garamond on a purple stone with the dimensions of 1x4x9

It was Amanita.

: d& r:

Wasn’t Karen Carpenter’s:

“You can’t be too rich.”

“Finally I can stop thinking all the time”

(“I told you I was sick” was Spike Milligan’s tombstone)

“And the beat goes on.”

“One day you will be like me too.”

On the whole, I’d rather be in Philadelphia.

Here lies Matt. He loved Tom, and did some other stuff too.

Out to Lunch, maybe.

I personally think that Tomb Stones are useless. I don’t see where they serve a signifigant purpose.

Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Head

I know! “I’m burried next to stupid ------>”