Coping strategies! I need coping strategies!
Parents of toddlers, family members of compulsive whistlers, help me!
Now that the weather is finally nice, Fatcat has started singing. No not the sexual or territorial caterwauling, but happy-go-lucky, Gene-Kelly-musical ditties of unrestrained joy!
If he’s awake, then it’s unbridled “Mwa-wa-wa-wa-waaaaah!” – which loosely translated into humanspeak is: “Life is swell and I am happy! Doo-dah! Doo-dah!” – and it’s occasionally punctuated by the musical accompaniment of a good-natured toilet flush. (Yes, he flushes the toilet, particularly when he’s in a good mood.)
I can’t take it anymore! Yesterday, he finally wanted to go downstairs to Sniffs_Markers’s apartment, so I opened my door, he trotted down to her door, she let him in and he snoozed contentedly on her couch, with his feet up in the air so she could rub his belly. Ahhh. Peace and quiet at Crayons’s!
But then, she had to work on some musical arrangments. As soon as she got to work, Fatcat thought “Music! Oh, joy!” and started warbling along with her playing. “Mwa-wa-wa-waaaah! Aaaooooo!”
A few minutes later there’s a knock at my door. Sniffs: “Special delivery!” and Fatcat was plopped inside. Augh! He’s back! He’s an indoor-only beast and I can’t take the incessant singing! I’m afraid I’ll smack him! I tried to lock him in the bathroom, but then it’s just echoing-off-the-tile catsong with even more flushing!
How long will his joy last???
Coping strategies! I need coping strategies!