Help me perpetrate a holocaust. (TMI)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Ok, let me get this out of the way…

EW EW EWW EW EW EW EWW EWW EW EW EW

Ok… done.

Eww.

Umm, I feel really, really, unimaginably embarassed to post this online, but I need your assistance.

Eww

After taking a shower today, I noticed a pinching sensation on my upper thigh, and looked down to see what it was. Looking down, I see this little… Thing. On my skin.

WTF?

So, of course, pick it off.

WTF… It’s a bug.

Why the hell do I have a bug on me, is it a tick?

Then I look on my other upper thigh… And there is another one.

Huh??

So I pick that one off, and closely inspect it. Hmm, this is an awfully odd little bug… What the hell is it…

Wait…

No, It Can’t be!

I have crabs! AAAARRGGGHHH

First off, I know there is a shampoo… Can I just walk into a (non-local) drugstore and buy it, or do I need a prescription. Because I am not going anywhere, until I have purpetrated a holocaust.

I mean, OMG… This is friggin disgusting.

And second of all, How the hell did I get these???

I haven’t slept with anyone!

Could this have been transmitted via, say, bathroom towels or something?

Because like… Eww!

And can the bedding be washed, then re-used, or does it need to be pitched?

Answer me quick, because I am, literally, going to sit RIGHT HERE, until someone answers me. Because, I feel so friggin… dirty or something, and I am ashamed to be seen in public and all.

Thanks for the assistance.

Great way to break myself in on these boards, huh?

Do I win the TMI Award for the day?

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This might help you dirty little man.

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This is some good information for you.

Pubic Lice

And I have no idea about the bedclothes and such. Good luck! (and I hope you don’t itch too much.)

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I’d cover my whole body with that lice-killing shampoo.

Ewwww…

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That’s the whole problem…

I didn’t, so I had no idea, until I noticed one.

Ugh. Ew. Gross.

Ok, Thanks for the info…

I’m going to go cause rampant death and misery upon these unwanted… THINGS.

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Oh yeah, the site doesn’t mention it but you need to shave your entire body.

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You get my vote.:smiley: Here is another website. It says you can just wash your linens.

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:dubious:
might want to get a second opinion on that before you take advice like that from a guy with Master of Parody in his sig…

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I’ve done that before.

Well, I got the stuff.

I was comtemplating just going to bathe in a 55 gallon drum of ddt.

You have no idea, the amount of shame and utter disgust I feel with myself right now.

Eeew.

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Curses! Foiled again!

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Dang it! Ever since reading this thread, I’ve been itching!!! Talk about psychosomatic!

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I know!

I didn’t start doing that until AFTER I noticed.

Gah!

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My ex brought them home to his first wife and she was PICKING THE LITTLE SUCKERS OUT OF THE BABY’S EYELASHES. Talk about disgusting.

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Ewww.

The holocaust has occured.

Nary a single one of those filthy little bastards remains, and what was there, is now gone. So relieving is it, knowing that those things are no longer present. Currently I am in the process of being extremely anal and cleaning up every last object in the house that I have even so much as brushed against. Every bit of clothing that I couldn’t wash with hot water, is in my closet, sealed in plastic bags.

Needless to say, the little bastards will live no longer.

I even went so far as to shave, umm, a lot, figuring that anything remaining can now die due to loss of habitat, in the off chance that some of them escaped the repeated gassings, shootings, hangings, burning, poisoning, etc etc…

I figure if it works in the Jungle, it should work here.

And as for the thing with the baby, Eww. That is DISGUSTING.