Well, the title says it all. FUCK! How in the hell did I get scabies? I haven’t had close, personal, intimate contact with anyone in over a year. Hell, the only other person in my apartment ever is my son. So how the fuck did I get these god damn flesh burrowing mites?
Now, I may not be the most organized person in the world but I keep my apartment in generally good shape and cleanliness. For the three years I was in the Army and out on 30 day FTX’s rolling around in the woods, not showering, etc. and I never so much as got a rash or tick on me. So where the hell did I get this?
The worst thing is how my son’s mom looked at me when I had to tell her. She had it stuck in her mind that scabies is only an STD and kept asking me over and over again if I was putting my son in any high risks situations. Fuck man, that made me feel like shit.
Fuck you scabies! You’re all probably dead by now but fuck you with some incredibly explicit phrase that I can’t properly articulate right now.