Long and pointless, but I’m posting it anyway. It might actually help someone some day.
The story of one man and his video card installation:
Bought a PCI Voodoo5, completely ignoring Astro’s warnings. That’ll teach me. So anyway, said card came with no instructions, no box and a cheaply burnt CD that I guess is supposed to have drivers on it but all it does is make my CD player whimper.
So I pop the thing in, thinking that this is going to be, you know, easy. Turn the computer on. The CD player cries in pain, so I figure I should download the drivers instead of going through the CD. 3Dfx is out of business (I knew that when I bought the card, but it still came recommended) so I had to hunt a little for a site with the drivers archived. Found it, tried to install… computer locks up. Reboot, computer locks up. Huh. Turn off computer, pull out card, reboot, it works. Since my motto when playing with my computer’s innards is “The best I can hope for is that I get this working back how it was when I started”, I consider this a victory.
I look at the ReadMe file with the drivers and it suggests that I remove the 2D card already installed. Well, I don’t have a 2D card, I have a SiS controller physically attached to the motherboard. Huh. I go to the control panel and disable the SiS, and reboot. Look at the panel and there it is. Wait, I needed to change my BIOS, right? So, in the traditional way of doing so, I reboot and hold down F1. Doesn’t work. Try it again. Doesn’t work. At this point my friend calls and I ask him about it and he says “I dunno.” This guy has a degree in Computer Science. So I hop back online and look around see that Compaq, beating their own drum, makes you press F10 but doesn’t bother to tell you about that. Get into BIOS, turn off the SiS and tell it to check the PCI slots instead and reboot. Compaq demons laugh at me as it goes back to SiS. I sigh heavily and check around on the net some more. I find someone’s site telling for another computer saying that they had to disable their SiS then reboot, change the BIOS, reboot before Win98 comes up and that’ll do it. I try it and Win98 mockingly reinstalls the SiS controller.
Again with the ReadMe, it says that I needed to set the computer to base VGA before trying this, so I do so and go through the whole thing again and Win98 reinstalls SiS again. Bastards. At this point, I’m ready to give up but decide to try this once more. Then I notice something. Ok, anyone with any computer hardware skills can laugh at me now, but please understand that the most I’ve done with hardware is installing an external modem, a soundcard and memory. I never attached a power coupler to the card! I didn’t know it needed its own power! So I do so, reboot and my screen is blank. Cripes. Hey, you know what else I didn’t know? I needed to attack the monitor to the jack in back of the card! See, this is where instructions would have helped. I do, reboot and angels sing from Heaven as Win98 comes up and says “Hey, you have a Voodoo5 card in here! Let’s install drivers!” I do so, and then it still reinstalls the SiS as new hardware, but I think it’s going off of the Voodoo card now. At least when I ran Everquest, it said “You have new video options. Pick Voodoo4 (Glide) or Voodoo5 (something about hardware).” I chose 5 and it ran but eventually locked up. I think I need to reinstall DirectX since everyone says to do so when you mess with your video, but God help me, this shall work!
Oh, plus my colors all look richer and deeper now, so I assume that’s a sign the Voodoo is doing the work and not the old SiS chip. I hope so.