Help me plan my survival gear

Let’s say that I assume that we are headed for a horrific depression and that in the future I anticipate a period of hobo existence. Given that I have a decent job at the moment, what should I buy to make this as painless as possible. In other words, if I were to have to “live off the land” in and urban/suburban setting what should I own?

Assume that I am smart enough to get the obvious: tent, bedroll, decent backpack and the like. What items am I probably overlooking?

Also, for climate I live in Northern VA.

Start with a handheld multitool, a Leatherman or Gerber.

10’ to 20’ of parachute cord.

Firesteele.

As many packs of cigarettes as you can carry (for bartering).

that’s just a start, good luck.

You’ll want some kind of preserved food like MREs, gardening tools, seeds, air well, fishing gear, and books on things like organic gardening (since commerical fertilizers, etc. could be pretty expensive), home repair, survival, and first aid (as well as a first aid kit).

Might also consider some kind of firearm for bringing down game, and protecting yourself from varmits.

The first thing would be a good knife, maybe two. A swiss army, and a large folder. A lot of 1 dollar bills. As many as you can get your paws on. Better to barter with ones than twentys. I hate to say it, but a shotgun with lots of bird rounds. Somewhat easy to clean out of food, but in the end, a shell is a shell. Good for food as well as self defense. Of course the abiltity to start a fire is paramount as was already mentioned.

A book on canning and perserving foods.

Stew pot.

Clothes line ( or bungee cords.) Clothes pins.
How to make beer or wine. ( for your own needs or bartering.)

First Aid Kit. (Loaded with pain relievers, also for bartering.)

Some kind of hobby that you can do at night. ( Knitting. Reading. Whittling.)

You don’t want tents and bedrolls and such. The worst thing that can happen to you is that you appear to be well-prepared and stocked to people that are not. This will just make you a target, and you will have to spend all your time guarding your stuff, until a big enough group beats you up, takes all your stuff, and leaves you for dead.

You don’t need stuff, what you need are skillz. These make you valuable.

Way way back, I used to be into outdoor survival and camping. I once went three weeks in the woods between high school and college.

What you will find with stuff that you buy is that most of it is made for a weekend or two and that it will not hold up under hard use.

-You need a book on edible plants and herbs and how to find them.

-You need pieces of wire from which you can make snares.

-You need a book on making snares and deadfalls

-You need a book on learning how to tan a hide.

-You need durable multi-season clothing. Patagonia makes a stand-up pant which is pretty nice.

-You need a high quality poncho.

-You need a special knife, a commercial baker’s dough or bread knife, or a butcher’s blade. To all appearances this is a very cheap looking knife. It has a plastic handle that looks like a toy. It’s very thin, very flexible steel, that holds and takes an edge. A cheap diver’s knife is also useful. You’ll also want a pocket knife, also cheap. You’ll want these to be concealable yet accessible attached to your belt or back under your clothes.

-You’ll want a pair of light work boots, wolverines are cool.

-You’ll want a pair of running shoes, old and worn.

-You’ll want an army surplus backpack with a frame. Don’t go aluminum. You want canvas and steel tubes. Old school. You’ll want a smaller backpack that will fit in the big one.

-You’ll want a big old pot with a top.

-You’ll want nylon string, twine, and light rope, needle, thread, monofilament, fishhooks.

-Many cheap army or institutional style blankets.

-A wool sweater

-A wide-brimmed hat.

-A book on survival skills and firestarting.
Now, what you need to do is practice. Get your stuff messed up so that it looks bad and undesirable. Throw out anything that breaks or that you don’t like. Everything needs to be battle-tested. You’ll need to learn how to make fire from scratch which requires a lot of practice. You’ll need to recognize small game trails, learn how to place your snares and prepare your food. You’ll need to learn how to improvise a good shelter. A well constructed lean-to can be pretty luxurious.

Divide your stuff between the two backpacks so that you can afford to lose one and still have a complete kit. When you camp, immediately hide one a distance away, in case hungry marauders intrude onto the camp to steal your food, beat you up and take your stuff.

You need to think like a homeless person. A homeless person with good stuff is a victim. What you need to do is have a survival kit that will not arouse envy or appear desirable enough to make you a target. It should be dirty, broken down, and smell so that it looks like nothing more than garbage.

When you camp build two shelters. One will be by your cooking fire, and have a blanket and some food and supplies in it. You will sleep in a hidden one a small distance away where you can observe anybody who approaches your camp. You will not linger at your main camp with the fire. Especially when you cook. When your food is ready quickly approach your camp, grab your meal and leave some by the fire.

If somebody approaches your camp, you will be able to tell a lot about them by their behavior. Do they respect your things, or steal them? Do they take your food? Act aggressive? Then you can decide if you wish to approach and make friends on your own terms, but don’t reveal your sleeping camp even then.

Now if this sounds like the apocalypse I’m preparing you for, it’s not. You want a be hobo, a person without means, this is the life you can expect.

Oh, you’ll also want to be in incredibly good physical condition. If you can run marathons, chances are you can outdistance people who may be chasing to steal your stuff.

Go rent Legend. He had a pretty good setup.

This list got me thinking. Some good ideas there.