Help me rename my daughter

Rhiannon.

She’ll even have her own song.

definitely go here. Not all Welsh names are evocative of misty green cliffs and fairy creatures. Some just sound vaguely gastrointestinal.

It was noticed a few years ago after a soap character named her daughter Anna Claire that if you say these two names together, you actually get:

An Eclair

So, if she would LIKE to be a pastry…

(I like the names you chose, Zoe, this is just an unfortunate side effect…)

E.

A traditional approach would be to step back a generation and survey the names of your female grand aunts and grand parents.

Barring that, think of the meaning of the new name, and find names that fit the desired meaning.

Avoid the disastrous, new-style names in vogue among the stupid: do not name your kid after a retail brand of anything; do not name your kid after a disease, no matter how cool it sounds.

Do not make up a new name for your kid, a la La’Qwueee’SHe’NaNaNee.

Do not mis-spell or modify an existing name.

And do not allow the 9-year old to pick the name herself.

Why shouldn’t the kid choose herself? I mean, it’s HER name after all. It seems much the most sensible way to go - if she chooses it then it’s got to be one she likes and wants to use.

Do you have information that that’s what all the parents are doing in Hong Kong these days?

Have you looked over this whole thread? The names she likes are sensible by any standard.

See what you mean. With regard to making her middle the name the name of a city, state etc, I’ve half a mind to name her after the place we conceived her! Like David Beckham. So, how about, Natalie (we keep that now, as we’ve grown to appreciate through this thread - by discussing it - how much we all like it) Vezere T-D.

NVTD - not a radio station in Minnesota, is it?

Smilla Erica

I don’t know, it just came to me :rolleyes:

Erika Shannon (Ms Bookkeeper likes it, so yours may too). :slight_smile:

I have always thought this was a fine idea.

My son, CamaroBackSeat, does not agree.

Regards,
Shodan

Why don’t we change Roger’s second name to be something that goes well with Natalie :wink:

The Camera should be called Diaz, or Camera Diaz (thanks anyrose )

A thorough reading of the following should offer you some entertaining insights:

http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/

If nothing else, it’s a guaranteed LOL of the first magnitude.

Glad to be of assistance (I had to scroll up to see how exactly I inspired you :wink: )

Bippy, I’ve already got a second name - the initial is ‘O’.

Update:

my daughter is Natalie Vezere T-D
my hamster is Camilla
my camera is still up for grabs

I’m sorry, but Diaz or Camera won’t do, as she’s a skinny bird who does nothing for me. Might have called the camera Angelina before, but since she shacked up with the bimbus, I’ve rather gone off her.

Update?

Maybe Cyclops, Polyphemus, or Odin for the camera.

And I meant change your surname.

Roger Thornhill Trans-Dimendsional
Natalie Verzes Trans-Dimentional

to
Roger Thornhill Godzilla
Natalie Verzes Godzilla

Perfect. I name my camera Polyphemus. So much more erudite than mere Cyclops, which everyone knows.

I’m very attached to my surname, I’d have you know. My mother once joked we’re not double-barrelled, but many-barrelled: “Trans-Dimensional-I’ll-spell-it”.

Doesn’t that stand for ‘nothing,’ though?

I’d let her look through a baby-name book (or books - there are a million of 'em out there) and let her pick any, oh, say, five or ten that she’d be happy with. Then you get to approve the final selection. Gives her a lot of input, but gives you veto power so that she doesn’t saddle herself with something she’ll hate (or you’ll loathe) down the road.

I tutored a girl (5th grade, probably 10 years old) whose parents let her do that. She was chubby, with strong features and a giggly, flakey, insecure personality. She chose… Athena.

I’ve never seen a less appropriate name.

For your daughter, I’d suggest something biblical, like

Dorcas Gayus*
She’d be tease-proof, because any smartass would be so overwhelmed with possibilities as to be rendered speechless.
*(two actual Bible names, btw).

My vote goes to:

Natalie Evangaline
or
Natalie Emmeline