What would it be?
My children are going to be President Thor Robot, Bombay Robot and Kitoko Robot.
I’d name the little tadpole Orion.
I like Orion. I’m gonna name my Johnny Depp love-children Katana Lily and Cicada Iris.
Yeah, Orion is a cool name. It’s just a little…out there…as a name for a child.
I was thinking of naming the kid Zeus but it might cause confusion if I shout for him, “Hey! Zeus!”
For a girl, Ambergris.
Neptune Cromulent
I believe Pashmina and Laksa would be great celebrity kiddie names.
In other news, apparently Jessica Alba is going to name her baby Honor, which has always been a guilty secret name I’ve considered for my future bub - guess that’s off the list!
A friend-of-a-friend has a baby named Orion. I didn’t think it was that weird until you pointed it out…
Sharp Dracula and Wolfgang Machinegun.
I always liked Mustapha Biscuit. But it’s not really practical - everyone knows kids’ names HAVE to end in an “E” so mama can holler out the back door when the younguns have disappeared down yonder.
I read that as Wolfgang Michigan, which is way funnier.
That works to, but it would lack the panache of Machinegun. 
For years my default silly celebrity child name was Optimus Prime, but Dane Cook stole that joke from me. Damn you Cook.
I could also go along with:
Tabla Hawaiana (Spanish for Surf Board)
Van Zipper
Graffiti Tallboy
Mudjack.
I’ve always wanted to name a kid Mudjack.
At this point in my life, any child I had would be named Sue, short for MyDaddySuedHisUrologist.
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Haven’t thought about boy’s names…
Aoife Platinumonia
Bradbury Aluminum
Hamilcar Barca Dee
Oh and by the way, I think I’ve gotten emails from half of your future fictional children.
Velociraptor Megatron
Perturbable Rotation
Melodious Songbird
Argumentative Godzilla
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Slight Wobble
Baba Wawa
I believe Beltbuckle Transmission Kuboydal has a nice ring to it.