The Grey Earl.
No Dorian Grey [sic] yet?
Grey Gardens.
Crazy Earl’s Grey?
That would give it a little SDMB flavor.
Grey Wombat.
Earl Lavender
Describe the flavor to us.
I was about to suggest this.
Tagline: Your love for this tea will never grow old!
Then have a picture of a dried up teabag behind it.
Greystoke
Greyvestone
Greyveyard
edited to add:
Lady Greystoke
Earl Of Greystoke
My Name is Earl Grey
Or, serve it iced and then you can order up a pitcher of Dorian Grey.
Yeah, me too. <sigh>
If you think Twinings are trademark heavies, try calling it ‘Lady Gaga’.
Sorry - I meant Weird Earl’s. Never mind…
(Where is the dope slap smiley in Tapatalk?)
Looks like somebody’s already got Dorian Grey tea.
Mr Tea.
A mellow Chinese black tea with light astringency and complex undertones. Creamy and lightly floral.
Bwahahahahaha!
We already have Mr. Excellent’s Post-Apocalyptic Earl Grey for a touch of Straight Dopiness. I am going to have to see if I can work Weird Earl into a future blend, though.
Lavender Grey
I instantly appended a “dilly, dilly” to that.
Veuve Gris
Dorian Grey sounds good, but has negative connotations; like others in this thread, I like Dame Grey, it just sounds right.