Help me stock the ultimate (fictional) library

I looked 'em up:

Paul Sheldon’s potboiler series included Misery’s Child, Misery’s Love, Misery’s Quest, Misery’s Hobby (a pornographic spoof, privately printed and distributed to just a dozen friends of the author’s, in which the heroine cheerily engages in bestiality), and of course Misery’s Return. The novel Fast Cars was Sheldon’s attempt to break out of the Misery mold.

Ben Mears, the novelist in 'Salem’s Lot, wrote Air Dance, Conway’s Daughter and Billy Said Keep Going. He was, by the end of the King book, working on a novel for Random House which might be the very book we’ve just read, or something very much like it.

Perhaps a bit of an aside, but I wish King had written more stories about this club, and David’s membership in it. The stories that were told were excellent, and I’d like to hear more stories, and find out more about the club.

Heck, I’d like to be invited for an evening of storytelling. “It is the tale, not he who tells it,” after all. I might be able to provide a good story. Or two.

I’ve got a copy of this, turns out the day to day stuff is rather boring and mundane. The abridged version is much better, has all the sex and adventure and not the boring train rides to work.

Don’t forget Negations written by Enoch Soames.

Agreed on all counts. He hasn’t published a story about the club since 1982, though, alas.

The fictional Anglo-American Cyclopaedia seems like an interesting work to include. However, I believe that this collection already exists at the Library of Babel.

Air Chrysalis, by Fuka-Eri.

The children’s room must have The Six Bunny Wunnies books by Miss Helen Sweetstory, as popularized by Snoopy:

The Six Bunny Wunnies and Their Pony Cart
The Six Bunny Wunnies Go to Long Beach
The Six Bunny Wunnies Make Cookies
The Six Bunny Wunnies Join an Encounter Group
The Six Bunny Wunnies and Their XK-E
The Six Bunny Wunnies and Their Water Bed
The Six Bunny Wunnies and Their Layover in Anderson, Indiana
The Six Bunny Wunnies and the Female Veterinarian
The Six Bunny Wunnies Freak Out
The Six Bunny Wunnies Visit Plains, Georgia

Speaking of childrens books - I was going to mention “The world of poo” from one of the Pratchett novels but some buggar has gone and made itreal.

Several tomes mentioned as being in Unseen University’s library. I’d start with The Summoning of Dragons if some time traveler could obtain a copy with the now-lost burnt pages.

How could I not mention Snoopy’s own work “It was a dark and stormy night”?

Which one? :wink:

Kramer’s Coffee Table book about coffee tables

The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

Wile E. Coyote’s Acme products catalog

If there is a movie rental section in the library, then from the Simpsons, the “Its a Wonderful Life” killing spree ending version

Actually, The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition, edited by Ira Steven Behr, was published in 1995. I gave it to my husband.

A Practical Handbook of Bee Culture, by Sherlock Holmes

The Seven Minutes, the pornographic book referred to in Irving Wallace’s novel The Seven Minutes

Hedge Toads, Queen Snakes and Gully Cats, author unknown; part of Linus Van Pelt’s personal library

The adventures of private detective Dixon Hill; known titles include:

The Big Goodbye
The Long Dark Tunnel
The (Curse of the) Black Orchid
The National Sheriff
The Listening Man
The Parrot’s Claw

It’s actually been published.

The Q document

BAH! I don’t want to read a bunch of comic strips, I want to read the original novel. All of Them!

Ira Levin mentions Ruthanne Hedley’s children’s book Penny Has A Plan, and the second book she is writing. I’d love a copy if she finished it before going away with her husband for a weekend’s “second honeymoon.” And Rosemary’s Baby All of Them Witches

Oh, anything from Garth Marenghi’s canon of chillers. Such as Afterbirth, in which a mutated placenta attacks Bristol, or Black Fang, at heart a “what if?” story. In this case, “what if a rat could drive a bus? And what if it and its rat brethren took over and ate Parliament?”

For an obscure one: the complete notebooks of Henry Fool. On the other hand, they didn’t sound like they’d be a great read, and could potentially get me killed or worse, pursued by Jeff Goldblum. Maybe I’ll pass on those.

Instead, I want the complete series of Jasper Dash, Boy Technonaut! I like the cut of his jib, and what a stare he has!

Wasn’t that an episode of Torchwood? :stuck_out_tongue: