They’ll think they’re working on another patient and they’ll resect your liver instead of your stomach, remove your appendix, do a little liposuction and attempt to repair a herniated spinal disc, leaving you in intensive care for four months following the surgery.
Oops, did I go too far?
on another note, I just had surgery to remove the screws that have been holding my ankle together all summer… it feels great!
What you don’t want to hear while coming out of the aenesthsia (SP!): The power of Christ COMPELS you!!! The power of christ COMPELS you!!! The power of Christ COMPELS you!!!
The surgeon will be in the middle of a 2 week long cocaine and alcohol bender.
“Well, we really rewired your plumbing, and, well…”
“What?!?”
“It’s a bit, umm, backwards. See, instead of eating, you’ll have to take your food and insert it, uhh… Well, let’s just say that, from now on, when someone says you’re talking shit, they’re just being factual.”
Did they have to jam a tube through your nose and down your throat while you were fully conscious to diagnose this? That’s what happened shortly before I had stomach surgery last year.
I think the thing I’d be most worried about would be that I would wind up as one of those people you hear about sometimes who are given the anesthetic and go limp and everything, but in fact remain conscious and alert to pain the entire time they’re “out,” just completely unable to in any way tell the doctors that they’re still awake … feeling every move of the scalpel through their flesh, every searing touch of the cauterizer, every pierce of the needle when they sew you back up.
Knead, I had a rather invasive spine surgery done about a year ago - my first time ever under a skalpal - and let me tell you, I was scared to death about it.
Not just what you said, but also of them doing something wrong - I’d never be able to walk again.
While I wish Opal well in this and that it has the desired affect, I think voluntary surgery is pretty screwey. Veil gluck, bon chance, and you’re crazy.
Opal, most of this is pretty amusing, but if I may be permitted to get serious for a moment: I am considering having similar surgery, so I hope you’ll keep us posted on how it’s going.
Also, having had several major surgeries (3 C-sections, gall-bladder removal and 3 kidney stone removals), I’ll tell you that while the thought of surgery can be frightening, it’s not terrible. General anesthesia makes you feel like crap for a couple of days. And of course, there was the time that the anasthesiologist (sp?), waited too long to remove the breathing tube, and I was already conscious and it made my puke. . .ewww. But now, when the anesth. . .drug doc asks about complications, I mention that episode and they’re more cautious.
Best of luck!!
I’ve been under general anesthesia…um… 3 or 4 times, I guess it is. I’ve never even gotten the headache that people complain of. I’ve already had major surgery, too, for my appendix. I’m not really scared so much as excited