If he’s really into games, try getting him one for a console he doesn’t own. Or, a second vote on the Video Game For Dummies
Getting punked on holiday gifts is one thing when you’re an adult, it’s another at 13.
If you go with any of the “mint” in a Great Game Box suggestions, I would have a favorite uncle pull the kid aside beforehand and ameliorate the supposed Joke for him.
Ferretherder’s and Canadiangirl’s suggestions sound much more on target----if you want to laugh with the kid.
If, like that sad video, you want to laugh at the kid, well, no true adult does that.
How about a Playboy (or milder magazine of that genre) with bikinis drawn on the girls and, something of value in his predicament, a card for 2 movie passes?
Superman or character under-roos. T-shirts with REALLY lame sayings on them.
There are lots of places that you can buy teen sized footy PJs. Maybe a stuffed teddy bear to go with it?
I’m sure most thirteen year old boys have WAY better stocked sex drawers than you do nowadays…
Give him a Barbie doll, and a package of condoms.
And in the card, mention the Playboy subscription begins in January.
I did this once, in my case I found various fake certificates, like the one I gave my sister which proudly proclaimed that she was The World’s Greatest Bitch, and my dad as the Golfer With the Most Excuses. My mom and her sensitive soul couldn’t handle that without feeling hurt tho, so I gave her a World’s Best Mom instead.
Miley Cyrus poster?