“Before we go any further - that sheep on the end’s a liar.”
Regards,
Shodan
Three elephants are taking a bath. The first elephant says to the second one, “pass the soap.”
The second one says to the third, “pass the soap.”
The third one replies “no soap. radio.”
The preacher at a church I attended years ago perfectly worked a variation of that joke into his sermon one Sunday. Killed us, he did 
“I got a great knock-knock joke. But you have to start it.”
“Okay. Knock-knock.”
“Who’s there?”
<uncomfortable silence>
OK, what’s gray and comes in quarts?
My buddies and I used to practice making up a similar, but slightly different kind of joke:
A very annoying know-it-all played in a band with us. We tried to talk to him as little as possible, but often ended up talking about him during breaks. To keep from getting caught doing this, we made up feasible-sounding punchlines to non-existent jokes, which we would blurt out ribaldly if he came near, giving the impression that our whispered conversation had been an off-color joke, to which we’d of course fake uproarious laughter. Examples included:
“And then the traveling salesman said to the farmer, ‘Well pops, that never happened to me!’”
“And the farmer said to the traveling salesman, ‘Not around here they don’t’”
My favorite one is very different. There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says “Gosh it is getting cold in here”. The second muffin says “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! A talking muffin!!”
I played one of those make you look stupid jokes on myself. Well kind of. Years ago my son bought a KORN t-shirt. I had heard of the band but never seen it written. I pointed at it and burst out laughing. He asked me what was so funny and I said, “Their name. I didn’t realise what a clever joke it is. To appeal to kids what could be cornier than using a word that begins with C and spelling it with a K and turning the R backwards. KORN - see it’s a really clever joke.”
He looked at me like I was an idiot and told me the real history of their name which was quite mundane and not really funny or clever at all.
“I did! And now we’re going to the movies.”
Must be just after 8 then.
Text Only. No picture. I quoted it exactly. I triple checked, because I thought there HAD to be something else to it.
Here’s an example of another one, which comparatively speaking is better (but not much)
Just the facts
People who hate paying their taxes can be divided into two distinct types. Men and Women.
That’s it. Yeah, I get it. Everyone hates paying taxes.
Edited to add…
Hey how cool is that? I’m the first poster on two consecutive pages of an extended thread? I wonder how often that happens?
Hardly ever, any more…