Owwwwieeeee. I’m crying thinking of this idea. If that went off at the wrong time she could be scarred for life. wimper
Heh. All I could think of was making it look like a member of ZZ Top. I’m not sure how you’d be able to do that, but I got a good laugh imagining it!
Mrs. Evil Captor has been reading these posts and LOL. She likes most of the ideas, especially the implementable ones (Mousetraps indeed … do you think Mrs. Evil Captor is a cartoon or something?). 
I’ll report on whatever Mrs. Evil Captor decides to do today. There’s a place that sells novelty items between her office and her doctors’, it’ll be interesting to see what she picks up.
I’d like to suggest something a Doper did by accident once. I couldn’t find her post last night. She went to the gynecologist and had glitter down there from a project or costume the day before.
If she’s got hair down there, she could do a “Bride of Frankenstein” streak of white.
Or she could dress up like a school-girl, and stuff YOU in there. 
A wristwatch engraved with her OB’s main competitor’s name.
Is the video safe for work?
A mirror.
I suppose it’s too late for this year, but there’s a character in Michael Moorcock’s Dancers at the End of Time named “Mistress Christia the Everlasting Concubine” whose only skill is imaginatice sex. On one occasion she trimmed and bleached her pubic hair into the semblance of a skull just waiting to be kissed. Maybe next year!
Everybody who had money on the rubber teeth wins! After “dressing down” for her exam, Mrs. Evil Captor took a set of vampire teeth she bought (just the upper half) and set them in place so just the fangs stuck out from the lips, then waited for her victim … er, doctor. Much hilarity ensued. Another successful Halloween prank for Mrs Evil Captor!
Pictures?
What an awesome human being she must be!
Lucky you; you must have a lot of fun in your life.
I wish I’d been there (well, just outside the room) to hear the reaction!
Great prank.
I would pay so much to see that cartoon, with a wacky cat ‘n’ mouse duo: the cat as the hapless gynaecologist, the mouse as the pelvic examinee with a box o’ tricks from ACME. The cannon episode alone would be worth it.
PS Tell your wife from all of us that she completely rocks.
It is for reasons like this that I wish I had followed my parents expectations and become a gynocolgist.
Hey, it’s what a ouiji board told them I’d grow up to be back when I was 10.
Come to think of it, I do seem to spend a great deal of time examining vaginas.
Mmmm internet porn…
Sorry.
You’ll just have to imagine it, I’m afraid. She didn’t take any pictures. The nurses did wash the fangs off and return them to her in one of those little sample jars, as a memento.
You’re right, come to think of it. Our whole family is “laugh positive.”
She’s been reading the thread, just doesn’t post because she doesn’t have an account, so you are in effect telling her directly.
Snort!