OK, Mrs. Evil Captor will be getting a gynecological exam on Halloween. Being who she is, she is not about to miss this chance to mess with the doctor’s head (she’s been with him for years) on Halloween, so she’s looking for quickneasy ideas for Halloween. She liked my idea of using a “creaking door” noisemaker when the speculum goes in. But she’s open to other ideas. Just remember, she’s a lot more tasteful than me. That rules a LOT of ideas out. Like my candy corn suggestion. And my tiny pumpkin suggestion.
After this thread, I regret that my exam was last week. Couldn’t hold on another week, could you Anastasaeon? Noooo, had to get the yearly exam* right on time*. I am turning into an old fuddy.
Hmmm… a variation of this was suggested in another recent Halloween thread, but maybe it could work here: how about she wear a couple of garters high up on her thighs, with seven (cheap) Barbie heads tied to it, and ten plastic party horns? Then when he asks, she can say it’s the Beast of the Apocalypse. (With seven heads and ten horns.)
