I’m looking to buy a baby doll that make a loud crying sound. Nope, this is not a gift for a child, but it is for me! I want to keep it at my desk and make it go, “WAAAA” when I’m done listening to a crybaby customer.
Any ideas of what type of doll I should buy? I’d like for it to be a baby in diapers that makes that “WAAAAA” crying sound. A doll that makes tears would be great, but not required.
I don’t know, but this is the most hilarious post I’ve read in a while.
Maybe try Amazon?

There’s this at Amazon. It doesn’t have a diaper, but looks like its clothes can be removed and you could probably then just buy a diaper for it. Or have a creepy naked-but-genital-free baby on your desk.
If you want to spend more money, you should totally get one of those extra creepy ones that wets itself as well as cries.