Help Science! Rename the "body farm"

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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So what do you call a plot land where you lay out corpses to watch them rot? John Williams of Western Carolina University wants to know. He is the director of a new center to train forensic scientists, and he is not pleased with the current term “body farm” as popularized in a Paticia Cornwell novel.

He wants something dignified, but personally I feel we should not be so restrictive in our thinking.

Some ideas I’ve had so far:
*The Tan and Rot
The Rotuary
The Fly Cafe
The Meat Market
The Corpstabulary
*

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I’m good with Body Farm.

Pick-A-Part is taken already, right?

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*What’s that Smell?

A Place to Die For

The Decompo-Site*

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I’m not sure that you and the Doc are working from the same premises.

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Don’t Skydive Here

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Oh man, I just gad a horrible thought. This place cries out for a webcam, :eek:

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The Maggoteria

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My initial thought was either The Rotitorium or Decomporama, but as far as I’m concerned, Oakminster wins.

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I too am stunned by the brilliance.

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The Ronco Corpse Dehydrator.

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The D. B. Cooper Forensics Laboratory.
Oakminster is still winning, IMHO.

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“Maggots ‘R’ Us”

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The Biodegradation And Rotting Forensics Laboratory.

The “B.A.R.F. Lab”

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Why? Are they talking about two different body farms?

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The Putrefactory.
De-Rigor.
Dahmer’s Buffet.

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Camp Wanakoffin

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Farmer Vincent’s Fritter Field: Guaranteed no preservatives!

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TOPZIGTBGASGBCG

When your loved ones are too cheep to bury you…
Left Behind
Quincy Courtyards
Ned Flanders’ Field
Field of Screams
Red Shirt Roundup

The only place Zebra is going to be given a second glance by college girls.

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Corpseopolis.

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I bet that school has the best Haunted Hayride.