Help wanted....need rubber boots

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Okay, while looking at the want ads to help Young Butrscotch find a summer job, came across the following dilly:

“Hiring serious and dedicated only. Long-term position. Must be available nights and some days. Have rubber boots or be willing to purchase. Past drug and background check. Apply Monday or Tuesday 8-10 or 1-3, Wednesday 1-3 only. Must have two forms government ID.”

Care to speculate what the job consists of? :confused:

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Cleaning out porta-johns. Pumping sewage tanks. That’s all I can think of!

3

Could be a sexton; that is, a cemetary caretaker. The boots are for grave digging.

“Could be worse. Could be raining.” --Marty Feldman, as I-gor

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Do you live in a dairy area? They call 'em dairy boots around here as much as rubber boots. How odd that an employer wouldn’t supply something like that.