This is a collateral issue to the OP, but I wanted to take a moment and debunk the site above.
Here is the list they offer for Virginia:
[ul][li]You can’t have sex with the lights on and in any other position than the missionary position.[/li][li]It is illegal to sell peanut brittle on Sundays. (Repealed)[/li][li]You cannot sell lettuce on Sunday, but you can sell beer, wine etc. (Repealed)[/li][li]There is a state law prohibiting “corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates.”[/li][li]You may not work on Sunday. (Repealed)[/li][li]It is illegal to spit on sidewalk.[/li][li]It is illegal to have sexual relations without marriage.[/li][li]You may not have oral or anal sex.[/li][li]Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited. (Repealed)[/li][li]It is also illegal to have consensual sex with an adult to whom you are not married.[/li][li]Police radar detectors are illegal.[/li][li]Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.[/li][li]Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.[/li][li]It is illegal to tickle women.[/li][li]You cannot buy hardware of any kind on Sunday. (Passed in 1975, repealed in 1977)[/ul][/li]
OK, let’s see how these stack up against the truth. I am not going to address the laws they note as “repealed,” since they are apparently no longer laws.
You can’t have sex with the lights on and in any other position than the missionary position.
Absolutely false. No law in the Commonwealth of Virginia has this provision.
There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates."
At best very misleading, since it appears that candidates are exempt from bribery laws. But in fact, the law prohibits bribery by or to candidates (see Va. Code § 18.2-438, § 18.2-439, providing that the crime is a Class 4 felony).
It is illegal to spit on sidewalk.
True. § 18.2-322 provides that it is a Class 4 misdemeanor to “…spit, expectorate, or deposit any sputum, saliva, mucus, or any form of saliva or sputum upon the floor, stairways, or upon any part of any public building or place where the public assemble, or upon the floor of any part of any public conveyance, or upon any sidewalk abutting on any public street, alley or lane of any town or city.” I’m not so sure that’s a dumb law.
It is illegal to have sexual relations without marriage.
You may not have oral or anal sex. It is also illegal to have consensual sex with an adult to whom you are not married.
True. These may be considered ‘dumb’ laws, I suppose, but many states have them, and the Supreme Court ruled very recently that such prohibitions are constitutional.
Police radar detectors are illegal.
True, but I’m at a loss to see why this is a dumb law, since presumably the purpose of a radar detector is to avoid being caught breaking the law.
Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.
False. There is no such provision in the laws of Virginia.
Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
False. There is no such provision in the laws of Virginia. There is a law forbidding wearing a mask in a public place, but it specifcally exempts “persons wearing traditional holiday costumes.” (Va Code § 18.2-422).
It is illegal to tickle women.
False, unless you consider the general law banning an assault. That is, if the tickling is consensual, it is perfectly legal; if it isn’t, it’s assault like any other unwanted touching. In any event, it’s not a dumb law.
Every time I get one of these “lists of dumb laws” in the mail, I want to wince. This site does not have a good batting average.