I, just this evening, gave a brief presentation on the value and technical challenges of harvesting the organs of executed prisoners. Including slide show. It was well received.
Just over a month and a half ago, gave another speech on proper Vampire eradication methods for the beginner. Also well received.
Am currently the world’s leading simulated arms researcher and dealer to a number of simulated private air forces. Conventional, chemical, biological, and nuclear arms all available. I even have at least one stuffed with cute, fuzzy little creatures strapped with incendiary devices.
I have some fencing and, although it’s a bit rusty, archery training.
I have, in all modesty, a good piloting record—civilian and military. I am willing and able to perform high speed Tarans.
I make it a habit to…know things. That, a tendency to obsessively hoard information. It usually manages to come in handy.
I type at 135 wpm.
I am, in fact, certifiably crazy.
I can, in fact, get you avocado ice cream, some depleted uranium, and a human skeleton, all through legal channels, within 13 hours.
And I bake a mean cookie-cake.
So, basically, I can be your Lugh.