I am on the 5 year plan for colonoscopies. Probably for life due to genetic history and findings.
Mammogram every 2 years (Swiss standard), with ultrasound to follow (same appointment, so at least I don’t have to make two appointments).
The mammogram is the lesser of two evils. Mammogram is squish and done. Twice on each side. Breast ultrasound means running the transducer up and down and around each breast for some minutes. With very firm pressure. With the doctor apologizing because she knows it’s uncomfortable. Not fun.
Coloscopy? Eat weird for a few days in advance. Go to appointment, fall asleep, get dressed, look at pictures and I’m on my way. Takes longer, needs more prepped, but less discomfort after the appointment.
Due to insomnia (worried about the normal stuff, such as money, US government, etc.), I came to the Dope to read stuff. Not enough interesting in the normal places so I came to this thread.
After reading the comments about fruit cake, I remembered that I have a ministollen, which is 25% marzipan. Well, I had. So I ate jelly beans, cookies and stollen, for first breakfast. I don’t need two breakfasts.
Breakfast is anyway annoying because I usually make bacon in the oven. My oven is at the repair shop because it decided to stop working on Monday morning. I have a steam oven, but I don’t want to get the interior all bacon-y - it’ll need a lot more cleaning than the standard oven. So I made bacon on the stove.
And then there’s the great news from yesterday. My mom’s cousin is in the hospital and it’s not looking good. My mom is the oldest cousin, and this cousin is not even a month younger than her. I don’t have any details, but I’m not really looking forward to talking to my parents because I know they will be really worried. Or sad, depending on what happens with the cousin.
Which is another thing. I learned about it because the cousin’s granddaughter asked for prayers on FB. I’m sure my mom is pissed off about that.
Which reminds me. When did Mountain Dew become the official drink of MAGA?