Sing the thread title to the tune of “Here Comes Santa Claus”.
I think a good title might have just been “Blah-la-la-la-la” on its own though. That works well.
Here comes ranta claws
I considered “Here comes rant applause” but it sounded stupid to me. 
Nope. Someone else’s problem this year. You did your bit.
I LOVE fruitcake! PM me if you need to find someone to send it to.
And this is MINI, why exactly?
Wonderful!
I will keep that in mind as I slog through my perplexing shopping excess.
Oh yes it’s definitely a haul. Just not something I am accustomed too so I am having adjustment anxiety.
Well, no fruitcake for me…
LOL.
I have never seen such cute mini fruitcakes and thought I could maybe try them out without having an entire honking loaf of
staggeringly dense holiday indulgence to deal with.
Mini fruitcakes does not seem as imposing.
Or gift them to unsuspecting relatives.
I have to sort out what my thinking was at time of purchase.
I’m not there yet.
Please tell us more of these mini fruitcakes. Who makes them, where can they be bought, etc.
IMO the best fruitcakes by far come from these folks:
They’re in Bumfuque Texas, but boy howdy do they make yummy fruitcakes. Totally worth the sorta premium price. I just ordered more than I should have. They have that effect on people.
The mini fruitcakes were purchased from The Holy Cross Abbey, a Trappist Monastery in Berryville, Virginia. It’s quite an out of the way destination but my cousin insisted that they had the best fruitcakes she had ever tasted.
It looks like they have a website but I do not see the mini fruitcakes listed. They do have regular sized ones online.
So here:
which leads to a web storefront at Monastery Fruitcake.
A bit pricy, but I’ve got one coming as well as one of the Corsicana ones. Will compare.
Rants or no, everything is better with a good fruitcake. Even sex.
Excellent!
Do let us know the outcome.
I also bought some jars of the creamed honey as Christmas gifts.
I don’t mind hearing how the fruitcake was, but if it’s okay we can skip the report on the sex. I’m sure you’ll have had a nice time.
Do not combine the two.
I was thinking she with her honey might do better in that department than I with my fruitcake. :leer: 
LOL!
The creamed honey spoke to me.
An American Pie Christmas
“Do not fuck the fruitcake!”
MS Office updated on my work laptop the other day, and apparently reset all my auto-format settings in Word and Outlook back to the defaults. 
That’s what she said… question mark?