So I’m in my last 8 days at this job and I’ve handed most stuff off to my staff. I’m only answering questions to let them get their feet wet.
And I’m bored out of my skulls. I’m not in any planning meetings or discussions anymore.
Help me…keep me entertained until 2/11/04.
He’p!
Two words: Internet Porn.
Are you saying that The Straight Dope isn’t entertaining enough for you? I think I’m insulted.
You have more than one skull?? Forget us entertaining you, you ought to get into the entertainment business yourself. You could have a promising career in freak shows, Tim Burton movies, aspirin commercials…
Word Whomp at pogo.com is fun.
Where are you moving off to?
FCM takes center stage, dressed in a sequinned gown, dazzling in the spotlight. She nods at the conductor who raises his baton, and the orchestra begins to play
Let me… entertain you
Let me… make you smile

Ironically enough, this link isn’t safe for work (no actual nudity though). Erm…
Still, it’s too genius to not share with the rest of the world.
Whoa…
Enjoy!
Okay, JC, pick a number between 1 and 2.