Here's your new car. Here's your new gun so you can get gas for it.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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This car dealer is offering free handguns to his customers when they buy a car.

Here’s my favorite quote:

I’m picturing all his neighbors scratching their heads in puzzlement and saying, “What does he mean, ‘We’?”

2

Actually it’s a choice between gas and a gun. Not surprisingly, people are choosing the permanent asset.

3

Yeah, but the gas part isn’t funny. Lots of places are offering gas with a vehicle purchase. I also know of a place nearby that’s giving away free 42" televisions. Toasters, BBQ grills, Ipods, I’ve seen all that.

A free handgun just seems like kind of a quirky incentive.

4

I have nothing to add, but you should be given a medal for the title of this thread.

I loled hard.

5

Now let me tell you about the ‘survivalist’ compound in Southern Missouri that I once delivered plumbing supplies to…

Stranger

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So flood us with the effluent, please!