Heroes are everywhere . At Costco today........

It was my first trip out to Costco since the self isolation, Two guys with spray bottles and rag lined the entrance lobby presenting freshly sanitized carts. As I moved along the aisles with my wife I couldn’t help but notice the silence permeating throughout the store. People shuffling along avoiding eye contact but generally maintaining a semblance of distance. No treats.

We approached the tills, where we were held back in a holding area and quickly sent off to a designated checkout. Every second checkout was unoccupied.

After unloading on the belt I moved to the end of the packing line while my wife and the cashier were conducting their business and started pondering all the risky moments I encountered in the store and the probability that some viral agent is on the packaging that is going to enter our safe home.

Suddenly I hear the packing lady say hear you go and I answer with a cursory thank you.

Then it hit me. That was not enough. Turning to look at her I say a little more emphatically “Thankyou very much” The packer looked up and gave me a smile of appreciation that just made the rest of my day.

Packing lady? You must have a fancy Costco! At mine, the cashier just scans and sticks it in a cart.

Usually your stuff goes into the previous person’s empty cart in an effort to prevent dishonest people from doing things like hiding a $20 pack of batteries under a sack of flour. I didn’t pay attention to the process yesterday to see if they still do that or if they adjusted procedures so you get the same cart back without being part of a long germ-transfer chain.

My local supermarket has arranged shopping sessions for the over 60s (Mon / Wed / Fri 0900 - 10.00.)

So there’s a lot of grey hair and politeness.

I was smiling at people and saying “after you” (so we could keep the recommended distance) and getting cheerful responses.

I thought I would buy a baguette for the first time and had a pleasant conversation with the staff baker about how long one would keep.

I also thanked the staff for being so helpful - it all makes the atmosphere better and keeps our spirits up.

We’re not allowed out together, the very nice formal pass card specifies only one household member.

We quick freeze our baguettes in plastic bag, they remain fresh a week later if just rewarmed back to room temperature.

I always have a pleasant acknowledgement for the checker.

My allocated shopping hour is 4 to 5 P.M on Thursday. Thank heavens I wasn’t given one of the early slots like poor Samuel. How he gets up at that time I don’t know.

It is forecast to be raining on Thursday afternoon so I thought I could try to go today. What’s the difference I thought. Everything seemed OK until I got near where they used to stock the toilet paper. One older woman hissed something to her partner. He looked at me and then I clearly heard her say, “He’s not one of us. He’s not a Wednesday.”

Other people began to turn and look. I didn’t have time to put the jar of stuffed olives or the tin of herrings in mustard sauce back on the shelf. I simply dropped my reusable cloth bag and ran for the exit.

Thankfully, the security guards were occupied by a skirmish involving a cabbage so I was able to flee unimpeded. Of course I will have to find somewhere else to shop now. On Thursday. Between 4 and 5.

You are given a time and day of the week when you’re allowed to shop? I don’t think they’re doing that where I live in the US and I haven’t heard of it being done anywhere in the US. Is that the practice throughout Australia?

It’s a nice enough story, but calling yourself a hero is a little de trop

Cashier? At Sam’s Club I scan, pay, then go.

I did a food run a couple of days ago to the local Kroger. I blocked a narrow aisle for about 15 seconds to grab a few bottles of ginger ale, and as I was moving on an older lady who’d stopped behind me said “Excuse me. Took you long enough.”

I didn’t bother responding.

Exchanged greetings and well-wishes with the cashier and bagger.

Is this a joke ?