Hey! Anybody Need One of These For Their Death Ray?

It’s a scalar wave generator! And not just any scalar wave generator, but

I hope nobody outbids me! :wink:

It’s kind of like a Wi-fi hookup to the spiritual internet, as it were. It won’t work unless you’re wearing one of these, though.

(puts on foil hat)

OK I’m all set. I - ooops my TV show is on. Later.

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Looks like a bag arts-n’-crafts project.

I’m glad the exacting principals of Ancient Geometry and Sacred Geometry are on board. But what about the gym teachers of Ancient Geometry and Sacred Geometry, much less the librarians of Ancient Geometry and Sacred Geometry as well as the lunch ladies of Ancient Geometry and Sacred Geometry?

It’s - it’s - BEAUTIFUL!!!

Hell, I’ve got three scalar wave generators. What I need is a quantum wave distributor and a couple neutron capacitors, now those babies are hard to find. :stuck_out_tongue:
Ohh, and a really cool sticker just to finish my death ray off.

Oooooo!! So THAT’S what they look like!! All my arcana lead me to beleive they were somehow bigger.

On a more practical note - $400?!?!? And only five bucks to mail internationally? WTF?

I can’t believe nobody has bid on it yet. :rolleyes:

If I could hook this up to a distributor cap and some alternators, in parallel with my backyard satellite dish, and tie it in as a channeling system for my bowel disruptor.

I’m not interested unless it repels the hostile UFOs.

I´ll start another auction, selling tickets to slap with a rotten fish the dimwit that coughs up 400 bucks for that thing. :rolleyes:

You know, that suspiciously looks like the terrarium I owned at one time.

hmmmmmmm

Look at the seller’s other auctions. My particular favorite is the mystical red string bracelet for twenty bucks.

A few inches of red string.

Twenty bucks.

Hey! It just isn’t a piece of normal red string. It’s a Kabbalah bracelet to protect you against the Evil Eye. That HAS to be worth a lot more than just a piece of red string. Doesn’t it?

:smiley:

Merkaba. mer-ka-ba mer-ka-ba … Eureka!

I’ll be right back.

$400 is rather steep; I can get those for $150 by mail-order.

I don’t know why you guys are bustin’ on the seller – he (just a guess) has got a 100% positive rating.

Yeah, who the hell ARE these people? One guy bought TOP SECRET RADIONICS MACHINE PLANS and he gave feedback saying “Thanks you made that easy and material is very useful.”

Well if it offered to induce stress destroy the chakras, enhance feelings of terror and promote obliteration and painful death Then It would be more useful for the old “Death Ray” project. Anyhoo it looks all plasticy, doesn’t have any style. Honestly, modern scalar weapons are rubbish.

Everytime something like that happens, the -baby Cecil cries.