Hey! Dave!

Man, how the hell are you? It’s been a long time! Shit, I haven’t seen you since…

the last time you saw him.

Dave’s not here man!

Is that Dave?

Gee, uh…thanks, I think. Yeah, it’s been a long time. Like my whole life.

Who are you?

Hey…I’M Dave dammit…mumble mumble…

No, no…

Thats not Dave.

I’m Dave, and so is my girlfriend!

I am Spartacus!

Hmmm… not what I was expecting. I was hoping for a:

…that time in Denver with those two girls… what were their names? Holly and Sue! Yeah. Shit, remember how we…

and someone else picks it up, and so on. But I guess not.

My name is not Brenda, or David.

I’ve got a wool hat on, but I’m not going to wear it.

I think my dad’s hair is falling out.

–Tim

Who the hell is Dave?
I’m not Dave…
-Sam

Don’t look at me…