First of all, that username displeases me. Get rid of it. Change it to “Chicken of Bristol” and evilbeth will be your friend forever.
Second of all, your real name displeases me. Choose a new one. As you can see, we have enough Steves here as it is. You’ve confused poor Silver Fire into calling herself a Steve, and that really throws a monkey wrench into my sexual fantasies about her, got it? (Well, there already was a monkey wrench in the fantasies, but now it’s there in a bad way.)
Fifth of all, your brazen disregard for my Welcome Wagon Thread has wounded me deeply. If you post there, I may teach you how the search function works.
[sub]Welcome aboard, hope you have fun, and don’t take me too seriously, m’kay? I tease. I’m a teaser. It’s what I do.[/sub]
Crunchy Frog: I may be a newbie here but I have been around message boards for a while. A new topic gets more attention than an old don’t you think? I’ll work on changinf the name for you… How about frog legs?
Mega: Love yah babe!
The Steve fetish people: I am sorry for any confusuion I may have caused the lot of you. Please accept my apologies.