The difference between yo mamma and a washing machine is a washing machine won’t chase you down the street after you dump a load in it.
Yo mama teeth so yellow she spits buttermilk.
Sing to the tune of my bonnie lies over the ocean…
Yo mama, yo mama so ugly.
Yo mama so ugly its true.
Yo mama yo mama so ugly.
She almost as ugly as you!
Yo mama so fat she got more chins that a Chinese phone book.
Yo momma so loose she’s seen more wangs* than the Premier of China!
- or “dongs”, either works.
I like the post/sig juxtaposition here.
Yo mamma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.
That may be. But this here momma’s so stupid that she don’t get that joke. Explanations please?
Yo momma’s breath is so nasty, when she talks her teeth duck.
And your daddy’s so short he’s got to cuff his underwear. Plus he uses a Dorito as a hang-glider.
Yo momma is so old her Social Security number is “1”.
Yo momma is so ugly…
…your grandma had to breastfeed her from across the room with a slingshot.
…she’s got a face like a pitbull licking piss off a thistle.
…when she goes to the beauty shop they give her an estimate.
Yo momma has a kind face: the kind you want to smack with a shovel!
The joke is that she’s obese and has a very poor self image about herself because of it, which lowers her self esteem.
Yo momma’s so fat she’s a lucky woman when she’s at the beach, she’s the only one that gets a tan.
Thank you Weird Al.

Yo mammas so fat I found a Russian harpoon in her ass.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she goes to the beach Greenpeace keeps trying to throw her back in the ocean.

PlainJain:
Yo mammas so fat I found a Russian harpoon in her ass.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she goes to the beach Greenpeace keeps trying to throw her back in the ocean.
Yo mamas so fat The Sea Shepherds bought another boat to guard her.

The difference between yo mamma and a washing machine is a washing machine won’t chase you down the street after you dump a load in it.
Kinda like Yo mamas like a race car, burns up 4 rubbers every time she goes out.

Yo mama’s so fat, she’s the fourth classical test of general relativity.
Would that be like, Yo mamas so fat, I went to visit her, when I got back everyone else was old.
Yo’ momma’s house is so old, when folks ask where the bathroom is she says “pick a corner.”
Yo momma’s so old, her pussy is haunted.
Yo mamma’s so old she sat behind Jesus in third grade.
Yo mamma’s so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing “We are family.”
Yo mamma’s so fat when she joined Myspace there was no space left for anyone else.
“Your momma ain’t no astronaut.”

“Your momma ain’t no astronaut.”
Han Solo: “That’s no moon… that’s yo’ mamma!”