I opened the paper today to read the comics. (Ok, so I scanned the rest of the paper, but my focus was the comics.)
Just what appears before my eyes? Today’s Dilbert cartoon.
You will see that our dear Eve came up with the idea of the Furniture Psychic in August of 2002.
Ptooey on you, Scott Adams! 
Bastard!
Get my lawyers on the line!
I would but the phone has some emotional issues its trying to work through.
Not to worry Eve. Due to your sage advice, my “Elvis On Black Velvet” and “Dogs Playing Poker” Objets d’Art have never gotten along better.
You see, humor like that is what I like about swampy. 
The Pet Psychic was in a local Barnes & Nobles bookstore yesterday. There was a large crowd that was quite amused at her wit and charm. It was very embarassing. I guess if you have a nice British accent and love animals then you can’t possible be a charlatan.
Oh my. When Homebrew finds out I really do own Elvis and Dogs, will I have lost my one and only board crush? :eek:
No worries. I have a Lava Lamp.
Ah, but Homebrew, apparently Lava Lamps are cool. I’m not so sure the Dogs and Elvis have reached that stature.
Yeah, you need to go to the next level. Big-eyed children on black velvet serving drinks to dogs playing poker with Elvis.
If you can get Thomas Kinkade to paint that, you’ve got a winner.
It has trouble connecting with others, perhaps?
My toaster is having some hormonal issues. Something is always popping up.
I too have a Velvis, and the only reason the Fabulous Boyfriend lets me put it up is because it is the perfect size for covering up the fuse box in the living room.
Still, whatever it takes. In gratitude, the Velvis has agreed to stop teasing the FB’s piano and making it go all out of tune.
My sister’s wooden plaque of Elvis and the Cross gets along rather well with her painting Adoration of the Elvii but I think her pink flamingo has issues.
My velvet Elvis is looking a bit spotty. I think he’s tense because my husband’s velvet John Wayne keeps sneering at him sideways.
AskNott I am afraid of the big bug eyed children. :eek:
Hmmm… Homebrew has a lava lamp and I have Elvis and Dawgs. Now if we could only find a green naughahyde sofa, we’d have the perfectly furnished living room!
Here at the Fagtorium our bad taste in decorating chiefly runs to gigantic messes and strategically placed metro maps and anime wall scrolls.
I know how you feel, Eve. No less than The Simpsons stole my idea for “mood pants”.
“Fagtorium” made me laugh out loud. Thanks, matt!