Which of these best describes ElvisL1ves?

Poll to follow.

I’ll be surprised if it does.

NM. Family emergency. We will do this later.

Oh, will we?!? I’ll wait right here.

OMGOMGOMG!

little from column A, little from column B.

Scumpup, your hatred for Elvis has polluted thread after thread, leaving you screaming impotently until the two of you dominate the thread. We have a nice, respectable messageboard and it, including the Pit, is no place for an endless vendetta as stupid as yours. Get over it, put him on ignore, and grow the fuck up. You aren’t a deranged six-year-old.

How old do you think he is?

:smiley:

He joined in 2003, so he’s at least twelve.

Which of these best describes ElvisL1ves?

I’m going with “Poll”.
What?

Poll:

[ul]He’s as tedious as Scumpup.

He’s as fatuous as Scumpup.

He is as odious as Scumpup.

He and Scumpup are equally loathsome.

I find both Elv1sLives and Scumpup as pleasant as a skidmark in a new pair or underwear.[/ul]

I had high hopes for this thread. After reading it though, it feels a bit flat and deflated.

Is it later enough yet?

What happened to your family in New Mexico?

:confused: They’re fine, thanks. Really enjoying their new place in Rio Rancho, although Dad’s a little grumpy at his commute.

This has to be such a disappointment to ElvisL1ves. Someone finally wants to start a poll about him, but then they go and post it to the wrong forum-- to one that doesn’t even allow polls.

This’ll make a funny story someday. Today is not that day.

Pie

Well, I prefer cake. Poll to follow.

The frustrations just keep mounting. The OP has such the perfect gotcha question for ElvisL1ves in that gun thread, but he just won’t answer! In fact, he ignores the OP! And now poor scumpup can’t even do a poll! You have my sympathy.

For the record, I would have voted “pole”.

I’d prefer the pie, then the cake to follow. Hold the family emergency.