I just wanted to give Elvisl1ves his very own thread, so we can stop polluting this one.
So, feel free to respond to all of the posts from the other thread here, Elvis. Convince me that I’m wrong and you are, in fact, not a waste of bandwidth. Include cites, and responses to the statements in the other thread. This one is all about you!!!
To be fair, shouldn’t you also be counted in the poll?
ElvisLives is an asshole: 0
Hamlet is an asshole: 1
Elvisl1ves: straight-up asshole.
Course, it doesn’t matter how many votes he gets. Assholes like him don’t care what anyone else thinks.
Let’s make it three. No, wait, I’ll just prempt the next poster and leapfrog to four.
Summing up then, we have:
Elvis is an asshole: 1
Hamlet is an asshole: 1
rjung is an asshole: 1
UncaBeer is an asshole: 1
The assholes have it.
I’m pretty sure polls belong in IMHO.
ElvisL1ves is a major league asshole, as is his lickspittle rjung.
I adopt the reasoning and conclusions above in their entirety.
Oh, for fucks sake. Shall I go get the tape measure? Then you boys can just drop trou and we can get this over with in short order.
Now, now. rjung is only an asshole in computer-related threads.
Well, I didn’t have much opinion of you one way or the other before this, but based on this alone, count me down for another vote of Hamlet for asshole.
Oh yeah, and I haven’t encountered Elvis enough to form an opinion one way or the other.
I never win anything around here. 
Wouldn’t it be better to use inner calipers? :dubious:
Hey. I wasn’t going to be the one to call them a bunch of whiny pussies.
Oh for fuck’s sake. We’re polling assholery now? I say anyone who starts a thread like this is the all-time grand poobah of the überassholen. You win! Congrats!
Oh, caliper for their assholes. At first I thought you were going to measure their uretheras and I thought gawd, how do people get so darn inventive here?
Wow! I didn’t know we did popularity contests…
The OP is kind of an asshole thing to do.
Worst speller: UncleBeer for miss-spelling his own name. 
Gaudere come get me baby. 
Best you had not put that link in.
It is you, Hamlet who comes across as the shrieking harpy. Plus that comment of ‘You are Shodan with even less humour’, that was waaay too harsh.
My vote: Hamlet for asshole.
Problem is …
… if nobody’s ever called you an asshole …
… you’ve probably never said anything of any real importance or interest …
“Miss-spelling.”
You’re welcome.