Poll: Elvisl1ves is an asshole?

Woo hoo, I’m leading.

Of course starting a non-popularity poll is a incredibly stupid thing to do. I tried to point that out to Elvisl1ves in the other thread, but, rather than continue on there, I figured I’d give the big lug his own personal thread to do with as he wishes. Sorry for confusing some of you.

Hey. I think that’s an insult.

::running to dictionary::

Hey!!! It is an insult!

Before I vote, I want to know where they stand on the issues.

Not only is Elvis an asshole, he’s a spectacularly useless asshole.

Yes.

I call bull shit. You clearly wanted to initiate a pile on. It did not work. Now you are trying to weasel out.

I’ve been telling myself that for years . . . :slight_smile:

single or two ply?

Fiber or no?

Measured on his own, middlin’ fair. Measured by the people he pisses off, a splendid fellow.

Issues!

Say, come to think of it, how come you never make any of these lists? Must be that flowery rhetoric.

You mean like Reader’s Digest vs. Maxim?

They say it takes one to know one, and I know that ElvisL1ves is an asshole.

What, there’s a big print version of Maxim now, too?

Read the other thread, paying especially close attention how dismissive of an idea I thought the “Is Elvis an asshole” thread idea. You can also check the post where I asked Elvis to start another thread that was all about him, rather than hijack that one. This is that thread. If you still think I’m trying a pile on, or “weaseling out”, well, next time I’ll try to be even less faceitious with the title.

In a cage match, I’d have to go with the digest. Maxim’s just too damn top heavy.

Fear.

What do you want, bigger pictures?

I find neither one to be all that absorbent, nor Charmin soft.

Maxim has words???

Elvisl1ives an asshole?

Naw, just a son of a bitch.

I have a hunch that many of us with extreme and/or passionate feelings about many subjects such as religion, or politics, or abortion or the color of the sky can and will be considered “assholes” by those who disagree. So I vote that ElvisL1ves is an asshole, I’m for certain an asshole, All of the above-mentioned posters are also assholes, too.

Even you, Maureen. :slight_smile:

Sam