[Slim Pickens]
Gol darnit Mr. 'Luci . You use your tongue prettier’n a twenty dollar whore.
[/Slim Pickens]
Hard to judge. What’s your Mom’s username?
Aww, thanks, Sam. Even if I do prefer the term “inflexible red headed bitch.” 
Unfortunately, some of the best advice I never took was “Never get into a pissing contest with a prick.”
Hey now, we don’t want to know about your flexibility…I thought you had a boyfriend!
Sheesh. 
Sam
Yep, Elvis is an asshole.
rjung, on the other hand, rarely posts anything weighty enough to make him an asshole. He’s just a schmuck. 
You’re an asshole too, so Asshole, don’t be calling Elvis round, brown and hairy, too…
Everybody! Let’s sing Denis Leary: “A- S- S- H- O- L- E. I’m an asshole! I’m the world’s biggest asshole.”
:: assumes South Park Saddam Hussein voice ::
Aw, now, Sammy, don’t go gettin’ all pissy on me!
You’re goatse?
Robin
Pop-ups.
Not if you get the Condensed version.
I knew it, I’m surrounded by assholes!
Oh no, don’t misunderstand me. I’m not pissy. I just don’t want you to forget that we’re all assholes around here, for our own good reasons.
[HIJACK]
Oh fuck me, I forgot to put the fake capitalization in proper fake German on my fake noun!
“Überassholen”, and all apologies to the human word processors out there.
[/HIJACK]
Well, you’ve hit a key nail on the head here. On the rare occasion when I’ve been an asshole, it’s almost always been in response to assholiness directed at me.
The OP, on the other hand, makes no distinction as to whether anyone is excluded from voting on Elvis’ assholiness based upon whether or not someone else feels the voter him/herself is an asshole. Thus, despite your protestations to the contrary, I’m afraid I must continue to vote that Elvis is indeed an asshole.
In the spirit the thread is currently taking, I will refrain from saying “Oh, what a fetid pile of processed horse feed!” and instead respectfully disagree.
No.
Seconded.
It’d probably be faster to just list everyone who’s ever posted in Great Debates and/or the BBQ Pit and give them a little “Hi! I’m an asshole!” sticker.
Err…
Seconded, Maureen. Introspection and reflection don’t seem to be SA’s strong suits.
Do we get to have our own DopeFest?