Right now it’s about quarter of five in the morning in Sweden, and our favourite Swedish chick who posts drunk and writes in her own inimitable style is sitting (well, sleeping) on 499 posts.
Let’s have a surprise post party!
Who’s got the booze? Anyone order a pizza?
I’ll be the gift. 
goes to wrap Montfort but thinks better of it.
I’ll order the pizza and then hide behind the couch.
Well, since I usually just show up and drink everyone else’s booze, I guess I can spring for some this time! Here’s to Anniz!
evilbeth: Whaddya bring? I know she likes beer, but I’m sure some Swedish vodka (Absolut) is appreciated, too.
Good idea, dpr. I can have some fun here with this. Any ladies volunteer to wrap me up for Anniz? 
::sticks big red ribbon bow on Montfort’s forehead::
Cheers, Anniz!
Congrats, Anniz!
Now that I’m here, I can drink evilbeth’s booze.
Hey, hey, hey! This isn’t a free bar, you know! This is what is known as a kissing bar. In order to get a drink, you must kiss the bartender and since I brought the booze and Montfort might get jealous with everyone kissing Anniz, I guess I’ll have to be the bartender. Tough job but someone’s got to do it! As for what kind of booze–we got anything you like–it’s well stocked.
So, pucker up!
But can’t i kiss BOTH evilbeth and Anniz? Congrats, anniz.
Sure! You can even kiss MysterEcks if you want!
evilbeth said:
I’m kind of afraid of Daniel. He has such a big…username. 
Now, now, MysterEcks, we all know that it isn’t the size of the username that matters!
But it IS the experience- and I have used mine more than twice as much- “it ain’t the years, it’s the miles.”
Hej allihopa (Hi everyone)!
Thanks for the suprise Montfort.
What a great gift.:D:):D:)
dpr, evilbeth, AudreyK, MysterEcks, Danielinthewolvesden,
and Sweet Sue, tack(thanks) for dropping in.
I think I only take one beer,
otherwise I’ll be to drunk and horny.
And I wouldn’t want that to happened right now,
because I know someone called Montford is sleeping now.
Anniz: I’m awake now, so feel free to get drunk and horny.
And, Sweet Sue, I’m a vegetarian, so no pepperonis on the pizza, s’il vous plaît.
One screwdriver, extra Absolut Citron, please, evilbeth.
Happy 500. Someone pass a slice of pizza (cheese only) and a beer over here. Thanks a lot.
So to get some booze do I have to kiss beth or all the girls here?
Well, the requirement is just me but feel free to go for everyone if you like!
Hello! Hello, happy Montfort, and happy Anniz! Sadly, I have no booze. Have got some cheese and bread and I suppose I could arrange for some roasted cat if you like. (Would that be at all useful?) Let me know, because it might take some time to explain it to the poor little moggie.
<Runs in, kisses evilbeth, chugs drink, and runs out shouting over shoulder, “happy 500th Anniz, and best wishes for your next 500!”>
