They’re forming in a straight line…
Theyre going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
it’s the blitzkreig bop
They’re all reved up and ready to go
Smack Fu, you’re out of order!
(BTW, this thread beats the hell out of the “Hotel California” one! If I had to pick the worst song of the last quarter-century, that would be near the top of my list.)
They’re piling in the back seat…
They’re generating steam heat
At last! A song I know!
I’ve got (uh-huh) ssssssss-team heat!
I’ve got (uh-huh) ssssssss-team heat!
I’ve got (uh-huh) ssssssss-team heat!
But I can’t get warm
Without your hand to hold
The radiator’s hissin’
Still I need your kissin’
To keep me from freezing each night!
I gotta hot water bottle
But nothin’ I got’ll
Take the place of you
:: notices blank stares ::
Hold…ing… me [sub]tight?[/sub]
<crickets chirp, otherwise dead silence>
Um…wrong song. Nevermind.
:: slinks off stage left ::
Pulsating to the back beat
(BigStar303, I almost posted “Desperado” instead)
Blitzkreig Bop
Hey Ho, Let’s go…