Hey, I thought kzinti were fictional beings

Not only are they apparently real, but they seem to have lost their aggressive edge.

I’m sure you had nohing to do with that, teela.

That is apparently Speaker to Food Bowls.

That’s not a Kzin, that’s the Cowardly Lion. He’s just inhaling for his next song.

“If I…were king…of the forrreeeeeeest!”

All that trash is his, isn’t it?

I made yu a spaceship but I ated it.

LOLKzin

It looks like if that woman squeezed that thing that it would maybe fart like an accordian for like a half hour as it lazily blew around the back yard like a balloon.

Whooz my widdle girl. You are, yes you are!

Clearly the woman’s trying the Heimlich the cat before it chokes on that doberman it just ate.

I’m guessing that’s a semi-sentient Kzinrett, seldom seen even in the Known Space Universe.

Well, that was the Puppeteer’s goal…

Yeah, they could have just fed them up nice and fat and achieved “docile kzinti” that way.

“I challenge you, tooth and claw . . . ah, the hell with it. Pass me another couple of those salmon, wouldja? Buuurrp.”

:stuck_out_tongue:

It’s the “oh, my god, I just ate a blimp” look on the Kizinti/Cat face that’s killin’ me. :slight_smile:

Seriously, that woman should be brought up on animal cruelty charges.

Ooh, kittypet kzinti!

Would anyone care to speculate on that animal’s disposition re: Mondays?

or lasagna?

Why do I have the urge to see that in a “Little Lord Fauntlaroy” oufit?

Far too wordy. You’re supposed to scream and leap. :cool: