PETA has come up with a new idea. Call fish sea kittens, and no one will eat them anymore ! After all, you wouldn’t eat kittens would you ? *
PETA does seem determined to be a parody of itself.
You mean I’m not supposed to eat kittens?
Damn.
They taste so cute!.
ETA: And yes, the PETA site is fucking ridiculous.
That just makes me want to 'em more.
Mmm…sea kitten and cucumber rolls.
If PETA are trying to turn rational people away from themselves, they’re going about it the right way.
Being concerned about animal welfare is one thing; voluntarily associating with delusional dimwittery is entirely another.
So you prefer your sea kitten raw? I don’t mind it once in a while but I like my sea kitten broiled with lemon butter and every so often a nicely battered and fried sea kitten is good, too, with fries and Hush Puppies.
It’s a shame Freddie and Katie are all grown up now because I could sure use something to eat when I get home.
Well, PETA doesn’t admit it, but they’re not an animal welfare group. They’re an animal rights group; their aims are entirely political, and directed mostly at protesting humans’ use of animals as food, hide, guinea pigs, etc etc . The treatment of individual animals is not of great concern to them.
For dinner tonight, we’re having Atlantic farm-raised sea kitten grilled with some bottled galangal curry sauce atop basmati rice.
That’s some mewing good feline seafood, there.
Had some sea kitten this very evening. As long as you take the little claws out, delicious!
Every time PETA says something stupid I eat two portions of meat at my next meal.
At another forum I visit, it was proposed that cats should be renamed to “land fish”. That would make lions “land sharks”, sea lions “sea land sharks” and catfish “land fish sea kittens”.
PETA at this point is a loudmouthed marketing organization without a cause.
Still, this proposal would really change mafia movies. Imagine “Luca Brasi sleeps with the sea kittens.”
Which makes a perverse kinda sence…after all, dolphins kind of taste like chicken.
Wasn’t it people from PETA who got into trouble recently for a hate campaign against a group of scientists - including spreading rumours that some of them were pedophiles?
I can’t remember which radio show I was listening to this morning, maybe Bob and Tom, they were talking about this as it related to some high school in South Dakota called Spearfish High School. One of the guys on the show said he wouldn’t be opposed to PETA’s idea if the high school could keep the name SpearSeaKittens.
Urmpth, delicious kittens…
I’m wondering if PETA feeds on itself. After all, you have a bunch of radical animal lovers who probably yes yes each other’s ideas. They’re in a fishbowl. There’s no outside influence who can say, “umm, guys, look…”
I’m about to eat a nice sea-kitten fillet with a dry rub of salt, garlic, pepper and dill, pan fried.
I’ve always thought sea kitten goes well with dill…
No, No! They are in a sea kitten bowl. Get the nomenclature right.
