well played.
Oh, totally, it’s just that I had spicy sea kitten and cucumber rolls for lunch so that’s what was on my mind.
Mmm…kittens and chips!
The world needs an enema.
So, how’s the all-meat diet working out for you?
Now I want some sea kitten but all I have in the house is some canned stuff and I don’t have any bread so I can’t even make a sea kitten salad sandwich. Maybe I’ll just have some coop kitten breast instead.
Here, Kitty Kitty… I have a nice plump sea kitten for you to eat!
Aw, fuck em all 
… just call them buckeyes.
Not all fish are sea kittens. Some are quite old. Those should be called the “fishy pussies”. Mmmm or maybe not.
… anyone else craving sushi now?
Wait until people start calling fish sea kittens. They’ll get used to eating sea kittens and start on regular kittens. Bad move PETA (Pain En The Ass)
I’ve often wondered why eating cats and dogs is considered taboo.
Apart from that they probably don’t taste very nice.
is this because of chicken of the sea?
That sounds like something a six-year-old girl might come up with, because the sentiment is dripping with rainbows and unicorns.
I’ll just have to make teriyaki-glazed sea kitten fillets tomorrow night. That’ll show her!
Robin
I dunno, whoever came up with this idea seems clearly aware of how goofy the notion is. Check out the “Sea Kitten Stories.” I especially like the one where Sally the Sea Kitten is driven mad with grief and starts plotting the deaths of terrestrial cats.
I imagine they’re just hoping to sell some T-shirts. Admit it, wouldn’t you like a shirt that says “Save the Sea Kittens?” At any rate, they’re probably way more likely to sell merchandise featuring cartoon fish than stuff featuring explicit Holocaust imagery. If they sell just one shirt for every message board that links to their site to mock them, that’d be… a whole lot o’ shirts.
By my calculations, you will have consumed the total animal population of the entire world by 3:47 PM next Tuesday.
This weekend I think I’ll take my girlfriend out to dinner and order her the Sea Kitten a la King.
It’s an awkward age; too small for mittens, too big for the crock pot
Damn! I came into make the sea pussy jokes. Mmmm, edible sea pussy.
PETA is an animal rights group the way that the insane preacher ranting at college students on your local campus quad is a Christian. Yeah, that’s superficially the ideology they espouse, but PETA and the preachers (band name!) are really attention whores. I’d wager that PETA is mentioned on this message board more than every other nonprofit combined.
View them as animal rights advocates, and their record is pretty spotty (they’ve had some significant successes, and an assload of embarrassing failures). View them as attention whores, and they’re fucking genius at their work.
Daniel
Why “sea” kittens? That’s like saying that they are second class fuzzy loveables. They are first class. Call them all kitties. And lets start eating kitties when we go out for kibble.
Yeah, taste like tuna.