Heeyyyy, that might not be so bad…
Any meeces?
How does Vance feel about childless cat gentlemen?
Squeeky ones. Plus, laser pointers.
Real men like dogs.
Unless they live in S.Dakota, then it might get shot in the face by the wife.
Ooh. Whee! And a “nip” now and then!
Paradise.
Only if she’s the governor with visions of becoming trumps sacrifice…er running mate.
This old white cisdude is proud to be a crazy cat lady. Seven, or nine, or twelve; depending on how you’re counting. I’d be delighted to cast a vote for each of them!
I’m down to only one elderly cat at the moment, but for a while I had as many as a dozen, of various ages and conditions.
I’ve never really been a dog person. Not that I don’t like them, I’m just not interested in owning one.
When I see a dog walking down the street, I will greet it, maybe talk to it, get licked, oh, what, there’s a human at the other end of the leash? Cats sometimes like me, sometimes not. But I refuse to make this invalid binary choice. I can like both. I guess that makes me gender-fluid (not that that matters to anyone).
Of course I was being sarcastic.
I know a few men who love their cats.
Actually I think men and cats should be able to co-exist quite nicely. Some dogs are just too needy to appeal to men.
Dogs are infants - they need constant care and attention. Like, all the time. Cats are teenagers - leave them food, water and an entertainment source and they won’t notice you went to Vegas for the weekend until you get back.
Til they throw a party
at least cats will not be playing poker in your absence
My Siamese play Mahjong. I have you know!
There’s an idea @vbob ! JDV wants parents to be able to vote for their minor children. I say it makes a lot more sense to give cats the vote. Everybody knows just how obedient felines are to authoritarian fascists.
[Proud mom of five cats, one dog and two humans]
Isn’t that birth control of sorts?