Hey, jobseeking Dopers, take a gander at this

Any resumes you send these guys, however, will be lost in the avalanche. Do you have good organic gardening skills? And is there a Jack in the Box near this farm?

Wow, man! I especially dig the Dead music that plays when you click the link!

This sounds like the classic case of “If your interested, you’re not qualified and if your qualified, you’re not interested” type of positions.

"Nurse, what do you mean all these people have glaucoma?