Hey Joe, wanna give it a go? Songs about whores

If you’re interested in whores, you owe it to yourself to track down Jacques Brel’s extremely disturbing song “Next” as performed by the already extremely weird Scott Walker.

You’ll doubtless never hear a line quite like “I swear on the wet head of my first case of gonorrhea” on the radio anytime soon, and I don’t think I’ve ever been so depressed and horrified after hearing a song before or since this one.
The lyrics (it goes to a strange flamenco beat):

Naked as sin, an army towel
Covering my belly
Some of us blush, somehow
Knees turning to jelly
“Next!” “Next!”

I was still just a kid
There were a hundred like me
I followed a naked body
A naked body follwed me
“Next!” “Next!”

I was still just a kid
When my innocence was lost
In a mobile army whorehouse
Gift of the army, free of cost
“Next!” “You’re Next!”

Me, I really would have liked
A little touch of tenderness
Maybe a word, a smile
An hour of happiness
But no no, “Next!” “Next!”

Oh, it wasn’t so tragic
The high heavens didn’t fall
But how much of that time
I hated being there at all
“Next!” “Next!”

Now I always will recall
The brothel truck, the flying flags
The queer lieutenant who slapped
Our asses as if we were fags
“Next!” “You’re Next!”

I swear on the wet head
Of my first case of gonorrhea
It’s his ugly voice
That I forever hear
“Next!” “Next!”

That voice that stinks of corpses
Of whiskey and of mud
It is the voice of nations
It is the thick voice of blood
“Next!” “Next!”

And since the each woman
I’ve taken to bed
Seems to laugh in my arms
To whisper through my head
“Next!” “Next!”

All the naked and the dead
Should hold each other’s hands
As they watch me scream at night
In a dream no one can understand
“Next!” “Next!”

And when I am not screaming
In a voice grown dry and hollow
I stand on endless naked lines
Of the following and the followed
“Next!” “Next!”

One day I’ll cut my legs off
And burn myself alive
Anything, I’ll do anything
To get out of line just to survive
And never to be next
Not ever to be next.

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*Originally posted by Apos *
**If you’re interested in whores, you owe it to yourself to track down Jacques Brel’s extremely disturbing song “Next” as performed by the already extremely weird Scott Walker.

You’ll doubtless never hear a line quite like “I swear on the wet head of my first case of gonorrhea” on the radio anytime soon, and I don’t think I’ve ever been so depressed and horrified after hearing a song before or since this one.
The late Alex Harvey (Sensational Alex Harvey Band) did a verision as well in the 70s ]

“Black Betty” by Ram Jam…The lyrics aren’t very deep, but it’s clear that Betty is concerned about what her daughter does for a living.

Speaking of musicals, how about “I Don’t Know How to Love Him” from Jesus Christ Superstar. Mary Magdalene sings about how there have been so many other men.

“Rene” by the Small Faces off Ogden’s Nut Gone Flake:

“There she is parading on the quayside
You can find her every night
Waiting for a stevedore from Tyneside
Why, it Rene, the dockers’ delight

It’s Rene the dockers’ delight
and she’s a gypsy every night
gropin’ with a stoker from the coast of Kuala Lumpar…”

Just remembered two old Elsa Lanchester songs.

Faith, Hope and Charity, about three sisters:

“Faith was a good girl, got herself religion,
Hope started out to roam.
But Charity was contented because
Charity begins at home . . .”

And the Sadie Thompson-esque Fiji Fanny:

“Fiji Fanny, in her little cranny,
Underneath her frangipanni tree;
Her gyration was the chief temptation
Of the population from Bombay to Wakiki.
For her hula, when the nights were cooler,
Never failed to raise the mercury . . .”

La Grange by ZZ Top is about a brothel…

Rumour spreadin’ a-'round in that Texas town
‘bout that shack outside La Grange
and you know what I’m talkin’ about.
Just let me know if you wanna go
to that home out on the range.
They gotta lotta nice girls.

Have mercy.
A haw, haw, haw, haw, a haw.
A haw, haw, haw.

Well, I hear it’s fine if you got the time
and the ten to get yourself in.
A hmm, hmm.
And I hear it’s tight most ev’ry night,
but now I might be mistaken.
hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

Have mercy.

Trick of the Light by The Who.

John Entwhistle singing about how impressed the girl must be to have a real, live rock star as a customer, only to realize that she really couldn’t give a shit.

Is Kenny Rogers’ song "Ruby[Don’t Take Your Love to Town] about a prostitute? How about “Hey Big Spender?”

I’m surprised that nobody’s yet mentioned Sting’s song “Tomorrow We’ll See”:

Nothing ambiguous about that one…

No. Ruby’s husband is impotent as a result of war injuries, so she has one or more lovers on the side.

Yes. This one is from Sweet Charity, the quintessential hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold.

Also: Most of the songs from Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, including the mega-hit “I Will Always Love You.” Dolly Parton composed it for the movie specifically, even if the lyrics don’t refer to prostitution at all.

It is implied, but never said outright, in Patricia the Stripper by Chris De Burgh, that Patricia/Delicia’s favors can be purchased.
*I’m going out to dinner, with a gorgeous singer,
To a little place I’ve found down by the quay;
Her name is Patricia, she calls herself Delicia,
And the reason isn’t very hard to see…

She says God made her a sinner just to keep fat men thinner,
As they tumble down in heaps before her feet.
They hang around in groups like battle-weary troops,
One can often see them queue right down the street…

You see Patricia, or Delicia, not only is a singer
She also removes all her clothing…
For Patricia is the best stripper in town,…*

My interpretation of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers’ Mary Jane’s Last Dance is that MJ is a prostitute, but she could just be a party girl.

Van Halen’s Girl Gone Bad is pretty explicitly about a prostitute.

Max Castle beat me to the reference of Last Dance for Mary Jane. The Eagles’ Lyin’ Eyes is also about a “kept woman”.

Hey Big Spender and Love for Sale are two classics.

And there was a song Hands about a girl working in a massage parlor. It was written as a country & western parody, but it actually ended up briefly appearing in the top 40 chart.

One more I just remembered: One in a Million Girl by the Tubes.

“Family Man” - Hall & Oates

The guy is trying to decide whether or not to pick up a prostitute.

If you mean “She’s A Beauty”, it’s about a peepshow, not prostitution.

“What do you do for Money, Honey” AC/DC