Hey Joph, Tobouchina urvilleana boy!

You wanted to take me to the street, well you got it, Tobouchina urvilleana boy! You may think you’re all that, but you’re as silly as a Babiana rubrocyanea! You are as annoying to get rid of as Tradescantia fluminensis is to eradicate! Your horticultural knowledge is as significant to me as Ailanthus altissima is useful! Don’t get me wrong, you’re not like a Dieffenbachia maculata, but you are like a Mimulus menziesii. Now, go shove a branch of Ribes speciosum up your ass, and i’ll see ya in chat, Tibouchina urvilleana ;).

It’s worth the risk of burning, to have a second chance…