With my apologies to everyone, I just have to know: what the hell is this?
Parody? Drunken Rambling? Forgot to lock your PC?
Please tell me you don’t owe your dog a bath and his favorite treats.
“I put hollandaise on my dog and then came on him,” Leo ejaculated.
Or: …Leo said saucily.
This might make a good MadLib:
I put [a sauce] on my [animal] and then [verb, past tense] on him.
Nope. It’s still WTF.
I don’t understand it.
I mean, it’s supposed to be béchamel with dogs and jizz.
He posted it, and then immediately added his “witty title” to Sequential Threads not once, not twice, but three times. Definitely WTF.
His wife-enforced Kosher-keeping for Passover must have made him snap.
It’s LeoBloom. C’mon. Dude’s a nutcase.
ETA: maybe Kanicbird can decipher him.
I cumming your dog!
Haven’t you ever loved a sauce to the point of sexual attraction?
The dog must be something other than a furry fourlegged pet. Dog has lots of definitions. But, still, eww!
ETA tmi, much?
Why hasn’t he been suspended?
You know, if he claimed that was a well-known scene in the novel whence he drew his user name, does anyone feel like they are enough of a Joyce expert to state confidently “That didn’t happen in Ulysses. I’m positive”?
You mean that it wasn’t this kind of dog? (Who knew that Cartman was Korean?)
It certainly didn’t happen in The Producers…
Muller should hire ITD for the team. She’d clean Washington’s swamp in minutes.
Positive. There are dogs in it, yes- including the Circe episode. And a Hollandais (sic) misunderstanding.
But no Hollandaise on a dog. And no wanking on a dog. Or Hollandaise on male members.
If he is indeed married, I feel like Leo is only allowed to visit on the weekend. 
Leo Bloom is not known for being particularly cogent – or even necessarily comprehensible – at the best of times. Harmless, perhaps, but I rarely know what he is on about.