How can anyone even countenance eating a hot dog? You’ve got this long semi floppy brown penis (quite often steaming) encased in a pale brown vagina. Then - get this - you put it in your mouth, and god help me - eat it. You chew it and swallow it.
But that’s not the end. Oh no. Sometime later, it comes back - it comes out of you. It comes out of you in pretty much the same form as it went in. Brown and quite floppy.
So I suppose the cycle could begin all over again.
If your hot dogs look like your shit, I think it’s time you consider a different retailer.
Its a practice aid for college girls then?
Duuude, what’d they spike your egg nog with?
Are you asexual? Wouldn’t putting a penis or a vagina in your mouth be considered good by a sizable population?
At any rate if it’s the penis resemblance that bothers you. I’ve got you covered.(warning video)
That said the cheap hot dogs are nasty. I prefer romen noodles to those.
Wait’ll we tell you what’s in them. Mmmmm, snouts and anuses.
Yeah, but chewing? And both at the same time? I sure as hell wouldn’t want to be your partner. :eek:
ETA: A vagina *in *your mouth?
Actually, on second thoughts: do invite me round. It may be interesting.
Wait, there’s a single food where I can get my daily allowance of floppy penis, meaty vagina, snouts, and anuses? Sign me up!
Srsly, hot dogs are an abomination. The closest I get is an all-beef corn dog (mmm! You can really taste the tails!) or some kielbasa.
I always heard it as “lips and assholes”
I agree with NineToTheSky. That’s why I prefer a more reasonable food like fish tacos.
What?
Nope. It’s dicks and vaginas. Hence, the similarities.
Silly! You can’t grind up a hole. 
Oh, I wish I were an Os-car Mey-er wiener…
You don’t like hot dogs? Even with chili, mustard and onions (sauerkraut optional)?
More for us, then!!!
We call that part “beef donuts.” My SO is unreasonably fond of hot dogs, eats them all the time, often with diarrhetic chili spooned over the dick part. I’m not crazy about them myself, mostly because they have an insane amount of fat packed into a small volume. Urp.
I don’t eat them because I have no idea what’s inside them. “All beef” could mean they throw in the tail.
Don’t tell Kirk Cameron about this.
Oh wait, that was a banana. Never mind.
I see someone doesn’t like it rough.
Oh hon, the tail is nothing, tails are tasty, especially in soup. No, it’s the lips and the donuts and the pizzles and the other even less savory parts that have me looking askance at the tube steak section of the grocery store.
Ever read the label on a package of chorizo? They’re friggin’ PROUD of what they put in that shit and it’s an eye opener as well as a gag inducer. Bonus! :dubious:
If you ever read the label, you’d know that generally, what’s in it is skeletal muscle. AKA meat. Not lungs and esophagusssuses.