It’s lacking material.
I’m seeing a pattern here.
Stop needling him, guys.
Sew we’re back to the puns I see.
Would you like a hamburger with those puns?
Nope - we’re doing thread puns now, darn it!
As ye sew, so shall ye reap. (Where did you think the flour for those puns comes from?)
And soon we’ll know who’s the biggest knit wit.
Pretty much.
There there. There there.
You’re just going to keep stringing this along, aren’t you?
I’m a frayed knot.
For the poor hapless fool wandering in, this thread started off as to not sidetrack the other thread, which was about jokes (and puns) that need to die.
Now this is ironic high comedy folks.
Are these puns any good? I’m hemming and hawing over the answer…
Where we get the pun flour is something wheat like to keep secret, if you don’t mind.
I think weave known who that is all along.
You heard wrong. They were saying that The Second Stone is a jerkoff, not that he was doing The Jerk at a Dance-off.
I don’t mind the hemming so much but if you’re gonna haw about it then you should keep your paws off of this thread! : )
Second stone, did you have something going on with Opal? Cause the level of your offense seems way out of proportion for someone who just shares a message board with someone else.
Steve Martin suddenly finds himself very relieved, without knowing why.
(my bold)
That’s his thing, apparently.
The answer’s looming over us.