This thread is getting warped weft and right.
Don’t take it at surface value; the thread is clearly a thimble for something far, far deeper.
You’re all warped, I think it’s time I weft
Now you’re just making stuff up out of whole cloth.
No, it’s because he and everyone else like him (which includes YOU because yes) (you know who else you are just like?) (HITLER) are genocidal maniacs who deny WMDs raped global warming while Bill Cosby strangled kittens.
ETA: I’m so sorry, don’t know what came over me there. This thread has NOTHING to do with kittens.
Also $SOME_QUIP_ABOUT_SEWING.
Well, this is better than the muslin thread.
Still bobbin’ and weaving here.
Just FTR, I prefer sesame seed puns.
I relish all the puns.
It’s hard to ketchup if you get behind.
Behind? Is that like a bum steer?
Or a steer bum.
I know you guys are having fun, but making all these sewing puns rather than discussing serious topics like Bill Cosby’s weapons of mass destruction really shows what is so wrong with the fabric of society.
That’s funny because it’s true
Are Cosby’s WMDs causing global warming?
Some dopers probably think that stands for women of mass deception.
A hem.
I would like to formally protest EmilyG stealing my joke 10 minutes before I posted it.
I’ll be darned if I’ll let that go.
This is false.
My cite: History.
Your cite history is false? Who would’ve guessed? Who’s on first.
What? I don’t know.